I can’t play an instrument, can’t sing a lick, but oddly enough I love to write song lyrics. I’ve had a few recorded by local bands and singers, but if any singer/songwriters out there are interested, I have a notebook full ready to go. Here’s an example:
IF THERE’S A JUKEBOX IN HELL, IT’S PLAYING OUR SONG
I was drunk our wedding night, couldn’t get it up
you did my best man in the bathroom, beat him like a pup
we headed south to honeymoon where tropic breezes blow
I can understand the hurricane, but why’d it have to snow?
there’s so many places where our love went wrong
if there’s a jukebox in hell, it’s playing our song
we lived above a laundromat just a stumble from the bar
even so, some nights I just couldn’t crawl that far
when I heard your ass was for the asking, I didn’t really care
let’s just say I wasn’t caught completely unaware
there’s so many places where our love went wrong
if there’s a jukebox in hell, it’s playing our song
I walked in one afternoon and caught you dead to rights
you said, honey wait your turn…it wasn’t worth a fight
you picked up the bottle, I picked up young girls
we’d meet at night and hold on tight to our sad and lonely world
there’s so many places where our love went wrong
if there’s a jukebox in hell, it’s playing our song
we’ve lost our friends down bad dead ends, lost our self respect
lost whatever we once had to pity and neglect
consider this an invitation to put our lives to bed
it really couldn’t be much worse with a bullet in the head
I’m leaving in the morning… I hope you’ll come along
this bus is heading straight to hell, and I hear they’re playing our song
there’s so many places where our love went wrong
if there’s a jukebox in hell, I hope it’s playing our song
there’s so many places where our love went wrong
if there’s a jukebox in hell, I hope it’s playing our song